Guess What? These Jokes are the Best!

Are you ready for a side-splitting laugh? Our collection of "guess what" jokes will leave you chuckling all day long.

Story 1: The Case of the Missing Subject

Benefit: Hone your guessing skills and improve your sense of humor.

How to: Read the following joke and try to guess the punchline.

Joke: Guess what?

Answer: I’m not telling!

Table 1: Guess What Jokes That Will Drive You Nuts

Joke	Answer
Guess what's in my pocket?	A hole!
Guess what I saw at the store?	A giant banana!
Guess what I got for my birthday?	A new toothbrush!

Table 2: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Groan

Joke	Answer
Guess what?	Chicken butt!
Guess what's brown and sticky?	A stick!
Guess what's black and white and red all over?	A newspaper!

Benefit: Expand your creativity and learn to think outside the box.

How to: Read the following joke and try to guess the unexpected punchline.

Joke: Guess what?

Answer: The cow jumped over the spoon!

Table 3: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Think

Joke	Answer
Guess what's always in front of you but you can't see it?	The future!
Guess what has a bed but no head?	A river!
Guess what you can catch but not throw?	A cold!

Table 4: Guess What Jokes That Will Make You Smile

Joke	Answer
Guess what's as light as a feather but the strongest man can't hold it for more than a few minutes?	Your breath!
Guess what has many keys but can't open a single door?	A piano!
Guess what has hands but can't clap?	A clock!

Analyze the context: Pay attention to the setup of the joke and any clues that may be given.

Think creatively: Don't be afraid to come up with unusual or unexpected answers.

Rushing to guess: Take your time and consider all the possible options before giving an answer.

Getting discouraged: Don't give up if you can't guess the punchline right away.

Taking yourself too seriously: Remember that these jokes are meant to be fun, so don't worry about being perfect.